...the shoe of the future looks like this.
It comes with AM/FM radio, an ice cooler for storing drinks, and a zip wallet for holding loose change. Euroblog was put on to the new shoe by a "trendspotter". These people habitate the suburb of Mitte and can be recognised by their outlandish combinations of extremely baggy and extremely tight clothing.
We are informed that, ideally, this type of footwear is to be worn in combination with a silver one-piece jumpsuit with a v-neck stripe and a mirrored helmet. The shoe should be available worldwide from August 2012. Here at the Euroblog offices we have 20,000 pairs to give away. Just send us a stamped, self-addressed envelope for your free pair (size 13 only available).
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