Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Berlin Party parties

Results are in. Berlin has voted for it's local parliament. Just so euro of course made a brief appearance in the capital to experience it all first hand. In case you had your head in the sand for the last 48 hours: Wowi won, Angie's party (the CDU) experienced small gains and the FDP officially confirmed their total lack of popularity.

But who cares about the big boys? We pretty much knew all of that stuff before the election. What about all the other stuff going on during the election weekend? Take these guys on the left for instance. This is "The Party". They didn't get really that many votes in Sunday's elections, but they hosted a wicked S-Bahn party on Friday night in the S75. And, they dress pretty sharp. Any male German politician that can wear a decent suit is bringing pretty good credentials to the job, I reckon.

I think it's fair to say that Klaus Wowereit's party won't be searching to form a coalition with "The Party". Who Wowi picks as his sidekick remains to be seen at time of printing in fact.

But just in case - what are the policies of The Party?
- banning pub crawls city wide
- introduction of a Berlin fashion wall, the longest catwalk in the world, and
- using Prenzlauer Berg as a storage area for nuclear waste.

Land Ahoy

The big winner from the elections however was the little-known Pirate Party, who picked up nearly 9% votes despite campaigning for the first time in Berlin. Their platform of free speech and transparent politics does sound attractive to Joe Public, but the group admits that they still have a lot of learning to do. As yet they are uncertain who will be the party leader in the Berlin parliament for instance. They seem certain that they don't want to get involved in piracy on the high seas, for now at least.

Party heavies believe that the surge in popularity for the Pirates is due to a lack of any other decent political alternatives. I'm not sure though. This impressionable young Berliner on the right said he voted for them because he "liked the name".

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Numbering Trees...

... is better than painting rocks. Well, only just. 

Since moving to West Germany's former capital, I have often wondered what the silliest example of bureaucracy would be which I could come across in this city. I believe this could be it.


That's right - these trees have been numbered. They form part of a long boulevard of trees beside the DHL tower which lead down to the Rhine River. All trees are numbered in ascending order as you head towards the water.

Perhaps the fauna was numbered as a precautionary measure following the recent incidents involving an elderly gentleman stealing lamp-posts and other street signage in the local area, on a bicycle.

All I can say is: thank goodness the Bonn authorities have got this under control. One less thing to worry about.